Inviolable Jam

idiot-skull:

honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

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giraffes are racist and shouLD Not ExiST

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

one-small-star:

fallen-weeping-angel:

triquetrous:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

yeah this is definitely preferable actually

Yes.

thefuuuucomics:

dictatorboy:

Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

i must have this shirt

afusionoffandoms:

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Love Ten and Donna!

best post ever.

I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!

afusionoffandoms:

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Love Ten and Donna!

best post ever.

I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!

ladyinabowtie:

summershadowtwin:

halfbloodprincessxx:

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Absoutely nothing

He is amazing

tragedyseries:
This unorthodox assembly of magnificent creatures were thrown together by a series of even more unusual circumstances and thus forged an enduring fraternity. Use this modular standee to remind you of your own prized connections and lend light to otherwise overcast afternoons.-Print out on sturdy stock
-make use of scissors to remove the cards and shape the stand
-employ a razor (with proper supervision) to open the four slots
-enjoy

tragedyseries:

This unorthodox assembly of magnificent creatures were thrown together by a series of even more unusual circumstances and thus forged an enduring fraternity. Use this modular standee to remind you of your own prized connections and lend light to otherwise overcast afternoons.

-Print out on sturdy stock

-make use of scissors to remove the cards and shape the stand

-employ a razor (with proper supervision) to open the four slots

-enjoy

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death