I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.
I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.
"I own 17 buttholes"
giraffes are racist and shouLD Not ExiST
This unorthodox assembly of magnificent creatures were thrown together by a series of even more unusual circumstances and thus forged an enduring fraternity. Use this modular standee to remind you of your own prized connections and lend light to otherwise overcast afternoons.
-Print out on sturdy stock
-make use of scissors to remove the cards and shape the stand
-employ a razor (with proper supervision) to open the four slots